- Could the dolphins have signed a more appropriate player for this season than JP "Loss"man? #suckforluck #
- At giants stadium. So conflicted. Go Gi-phins. #suckforluck #
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- Must-lose game for the Dolphins today. #suckforluck #
- Clutch fumble by Matt Moore! #suckforluck #
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“If you weren’t able to do this hydraulic fracturing, how much more would we be dependent on foreign oil and terrorism?” – U.S. Rep. Dan Boren – R OK
Yes congressman, if it weren’t for natural gas, we’d all be dependent on terrorism for our energy needs.
“If all of us rednecks leave the Republican Party, the party is going to have one hell of a void.”
–South Carolina state Sen. Jake Knotts
He’s probably right, but I think where we disagree is that I think that void would probably be a good thing.
Just saw a group of Downs syndrome students at the Bronx Zoo. Remembered the Dead Milkmen song and nearly lost it. I’m going to hell.
There may be no ‘I’ in team, but there is in solipsism.
I was shocked to discover that NATO tracks movie ticket prices, until I figured out that the North American Theater Owners were not in fact a Cold War military alliance.
I marvel at the idea of 24 – the embodiment of post 9/11 cheneyesque torture porn – coming to an end in Williamsburg – ground zero for two thousand and aughts hipsterdom.
The great thing about fighting a “war” against a group that attacks with suicide bombers is that eventually you’ll be fighting against their “B” team.
The Yankees visited the White House today for the first time since they won in 2000 when Clinton was President – they didn’t have a title drought, they were just boycotting Bush.