Never be sure whether you’re faking your arrogance or your humility.
  • Could the dolphins have signed a more appropriate player for this season than JP "Loss"man? #suckforluck #
  • At giants stadium. So conflicted. Go Gi-phins. #suckforluck #

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October 24th, 2011 at 1:21 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


“If you weren’t able to do this hydraulic fracturing, how much more would we be dependent on foreign oil and terrorism?” – U.S. Rep. Dan Boren – R OK

Yes congressman, if it weren’t for natural gas, we’d all be dependent on terrorism for our energy needs.

June 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


“If all of us rednecks leave the Republican Party, the party is going to have one hell of a void.”
–South Carolina state Sen. Jake Knotts

He’s probably right, but I think where we disagree is that I think that void would probably be a good thing.

June 17th, 2010 at 9:17 am | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


Just saw a group of Downs syndrome students at the Bronx Zoo. Remembered the Dead Milkmen song and nearly lost it. I’m going to hell.

June 12th, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


There may be no ‘I’ in team, but there is in solipsism.

May 27th, 2010 at 12:35 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


I was shocked to discover that NATO tracks movie ticket prices, until I figured out that the North American Theater Owners were not in fact a Cold War military alliance.

May 25th, 2010 at 7:43 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


I marvel at the idea of 24 – the embodiment of post 9/11 cheneyesque torture porn – coming to an end in Williamsburg – ground zero for two thousand and aughts hipsterdom.

May 25th, 2010 at 4:52 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


The great thing about fighting a “war” against a group that attacks with suicide bombers is that eventually you’ll be fighting against their “B” team.

May 5th, 2010 at 7:19 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink


The Yankees visited the White House today for the first time since they won in 2000 when Clinton was President – they didn’t have a title drought, they were just boycotting Bush.

April 26th, 2010 at 9:51 pm | Comments & Trackbacks (0) | Permalink